Cloud shepherd
Keep the fluffy ones together. Must be comfortable yelling at weather.
Pay: 3 rainbows / week
Now hiring absolutely anyone
Find your
weird thing.
The job board for people with oddly specific talents. No experience needed. No idea what we're doing either.
100% real-ish jobs. 0% dental plan.
Open-ish positions
Hand-picked opportunities, found in a dream or possibly a group chat.
Fridge light inspector
Confirm the light goes off when the door closes. It does. Check again.
Pay: unlimited cheese samples
Pigeon negotiator
Resolve sidewalk disputes. Strong bread-based diplomacy required.
Pay: one shiny button + respect
Still unemployed? Be specific.
Your dream job is probably made up. Ours definitely is.